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the semi-rigid, or flaccid, condition of a man's weiner (love muscle) after he's squirted the gravy (ejaculated)
I just came inside your mom, and now I have a drooling noodle.
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This is a new nickname given to danisnotonfire. It was given to him in the video internet support group 7. He says he did not give us permission to call him that but whatever.
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1. Another word describing a limp dick. This can be used for any race, not specifically Vietnamese.
2. Named Quang noodles, this dish comes from Quang Nam province. A customary dish of Hoi An (a quaint, riverside town in central Vietnam) where locals and tourists alike settle down to enjoy along with other local specialties at noon.
NEAL wants to "score" with TARA, but due to his quang noodle must abort the mission due to lack of enthusiasm.
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excess vaginal discharge on a g-string
things got so hot, she ended up with a moose noodle
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Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.
From "Calvin and Hobbes".
(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)
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A slang term that refers to having sexual intercourse.
Evan: " I heard you are going on a date with Courtney tonight. Are you going to hide noodle? "
Brent: " I hope so bro. I haven't hid noodle in a few weeks. "
Shiznit-Noodle can be used for pretty much anything. Stub your toe, "SHIZNIT-NOODLE!", want someone to get something for you, boom, ya got shiznit-noodle. Even if something is flippin fantastic, shiznit-noodle. No matter what you are saying, doing, losing your mind about, shiznit-noodle will work for it. You can even add an "s", turning it into Shiznit-Noodles! And don't forget that you can just say Shiznit, and it has the same flare to it.
Friend: "Want anything to eat?"
Me: "Yeah, can you get me the uh- *snap snap* frickin um... Shiznit-Noodle?"
Me: *Get clawed by my cat*
Also me: "AH SHIZNIT-NOODLES!!!"
Friend: *Shows me artwork that they made*
Me: "That right there, is the Shiznit-Noodle."
Me: *Trying to find a pen*
Also me: "Hey have any of you seen my uh- um- Shiznit-Noodle?"