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“You thought you ate? Gimme that plate” is the worse phrase in all of existence, saying this phrase as a male means that you aren’t a sigma male, your a bitch boy who likes dick in all of the holes on his body, saying this phrase as a female means that your a slutty human being that cannot come up with a better comeback so you say the phrase instead because your speechless.
Person 1: *Says something really cool a roast battle*
Person 2: “You thought you ate? Give me that plate!”
Person 3: “Wow, their that speechless that they say that bullshit instead of anything else?!”
Person 4: “Yeah I agree, they are totally a fag, must’ve been raised by farm animals.”
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If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.
You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?
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When you become so bored you type in an example of mug definition examples in the ud store.
Idiot: hey, ima type Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up because im bored as fuck
Random person: oh fuck
when you're so bored you type tiktok comments into urban dictionary
comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:
pinkfluffy873: omg so good
rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽
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to fall really badly, to fall on your face
What did you think it meant, you pervert...................................................ate it
Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
When the smell of weed travels threw the bag
The fresh cut weed perfume-ate straight threw the bag