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when somebody’s clearly into kpop, but not ready to admit it yet
“i could see her eyes light up slightly when jimin hit that high note, but unfortunately she’s still in the kpop closet”
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After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.
Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!
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"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."
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when you first start to date someone and they seem normal but as time goes on their craziness comes out.
Adam: I thought Sam was a cool person until I moved in with her and turns out she's a major closet psycho
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A person.... usually female... that portrays innocence to the world but is screwing everything they can.... they usually live a double life.... hence the "closet" part of the slut....
Pastor,"My wife is so sweet....."
Altar boy, "Yeah, that closet slut rides dick like a pro!!!"
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A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber is a closet homosexual.
Any male fan he has is a closet homosexual.
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one who likes to smoke weed, but feels it is better not to talk about it constantly. someone who smokes weed because they like to smoke weed, not because they like to brag about smokeing weed.
i didnt know he/she smoke weed! he keeps it quit because he is a closet stoner.
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