Random
Source Code
Random
March 24 all girls give a blowjob to any guy
Hey. It's national blowjob day. Lay down and enjoy!!
18👍 4👎
When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.
Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."
Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"
17👍 4👎
Blowjobs given only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas
Jim: I get head like 3 times a week
Jordan: My wife only gives abc blowjobs
Jim: Who said anything about wives
See abc sex
A Scottish Blowjob.... or a "Wet Willie", is when a Kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a Minge.... when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.
Awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden... low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the fucking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish blowjob.
Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).
Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?
George: A Polish Blowjob.
When a couple is 69-ing with the guy on top and his dick falls in her mouth and gags her
My chick is so mad at me because I made her give me a gravity blowjob last night
A Blowjob in which the girl is backed up against a wall so she is unable to move backwards, creating more pleasure for the guy, and making deep throat easier to accomplish.
Bill- "Dude that Wall Blowjob is a great idea. That was the best BJ Amanda has ever given!"
11👍 2👎