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Cactus God

it's self explainitory really.

I am a Cactus God.

by yumboman September 27, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cactus Jack

Sticking two fingers up a ladys poop shoot and two fingers in her vaginal opening and a thumb on her clit. So that the hand resembles a cactus.

Come here beeeyootch for some Cactus Jack Loving!

by Brizza December 30, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cactus Jack

wise guy, ( smart ass ) everybody needs a little ass noon likes a smart ass...


Out of my face Cactus Jack!! You look like a donkey eating cactus!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.

dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!

by super fagel August 7, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cactus Punt

Someone wearing an ice climber's boot (Spiked Tip) and kicks someone with the bottom of the boot in their testicles.

I told my friend if he didn't quit talking smack about my girlfriend I'd give him a jolly ol' Cactus Punt.

by Jack The Stalking Jew Ass Ripper November 22, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cactus Jack

A very bad masturbatory experience with a cactus & some form of drugs!

Who knew a Cactus Jack would be so painful????

by mo_dingo September 6, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cactus Balls

When a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.

Cactus Balls chode peter panjob

by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž