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A country which all those who inhabit are WAY too proud to be from. Canada's good, (currently) better than America, but only because Bush is in power. Here is a list of Canadian lies Canadians say to make themselves feel more important, and American lies to make themselves seem more important, it's non-biased and true.
-Canada is not as multicultural as people make it to seem. It is a majority white country just like America, there are some big cities (Vancouver, Ottawa, Toronto, Mississauga) that are multicultural, and multicultural they are, but contrary to popular belief that's it, you go to any of the above cities and drive for an hour you're in white man's land.
-Canadians are NOT intellectually superior to Americans. Average IQ is 100, everywhere. Bush was not elected rightfully, he stole the election. And Canada has elected Stephen Harper, he's JUST as bad as Bush.
-Only a select few of us talk like "Canadians." Talking "Canadian" means pronouncing about aboot, roof ruff, and saying eh every other word.
-Not all of us speak French. A lot of us stop taking that class at grade 10
I'm an American, born in Mississippi. I lived in Memphis for 7 years, now I live in Toronto Canada and have for 6 years. I'm probably the only person on this website who can fairly compare both countries from first-hand experience.
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Person1: Where are you from?
Person2: Eh?
Person1: I said, where are you from?
Person2: Canada.
Person1: Ah, America's hat.
Person2: ...Eh?
Person1: Nevermind.
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I would like to propose a toast to Canada: "To America, Jr."
"AMERICA JR."
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United States: How's the weather up there?
Canada: Fuck you.
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AMERICAS HAT!!!
The fabulous land up north that just so happens to be seated on top of the USA, hence Americas hat.
Up in Canada, Americas hat, they play hockey and drink. Alot.
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