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Any image or likeness used to inspire masterbation.
This months copy of playboy had some great palm candy
Taking snapchats, while driving around late at night in a car playing music.
Michelle- Luis why didn’t you answer any of my calls last night?;)
Luis- Sorry, I was too busy playing Candy Monday you fetí klutzy
Electromagnetic candy is any electrical object, usually computers or spaceships or mp3 players, that is bait and attracts geeks or others in general.
Electromagnetic Candy is a reference to an analogy used in the Farscape episode "Green Eyed Monster" where electromagnetic fields are attractive to Budongs.
"I was on the way to my Job interview, but I was distracted by the electromagnetic candy at JB Hi-Fi"
Question: "What present do you want for your birthday"
Answer :"Electromagnetic candy"
Question: "How good is that video game?"
Answer: "It is Electromagnetic Candy"
Whenever you have WAY too much candy on Halloween and you feel like you want to puke.
Dude... im having a Candy-Ache right now so watch out!!!
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Mistress, side piece, sex toy, booty call; usually referring to the person a high profile business man or head of state is having an affair with
Did you hear the rumors that the Prime Minister brought his booty candy on an official visit to South America? I'm sure his wife must know!
A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.
Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?
Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!
A new drug consisting of epsom salts, methampethamines, cocaine, heroin, marijuana all encased and wrapped in monkey foreskins. Preferably smoked in pipes or injected intraveinously.
Hey Chad whats wrong with your rabbit?
I gave him this rabbit candy ive been hearing about.
Holy shit dude, hes ripping peoples heads off like the rabbit in Monty python!