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Pool Champion

An upright land dwelling omnivore and primate. Habitats varied climates, utilizes tools, and sucks a lot of cocks.

Boy Howdy there goes that pool champion. You know

by Montana Welter December 24, 2019


Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.

Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004


Joint Champions

Those who are not quite good enough to be outright champions.

Unable to claim champion status.

We were so close to winning our spelling competition, but I guess we’ll have to settle for joint champions.

by Haole September 7, 2022


champion shit

When one does stupid shit, while knowing it’s stupid shit, simply because they’ve made some sort of commitment to some sort of deity.

Yeah, we would have had some information but this one was doing champion shit and killed everyone

by Eva Anjlving March 24, 2024


Walk of Champions

The walk out of a college dorm with at least two more people. those present in the party must all be hung over and walking side by side. Limping or other injuries are optional, but make the walk much more memorable. The Walk of Champions is best achieved when walking to a known destination, usually a location that sells greasy breakfast hangover cure food.

We're not partying, we're preparing for our Walk of Champions tomorrow

Guy 1: Wow, those guys over there look like they went through hell and back. I wonder if they're ok.
Guy 2: Trust me, they're fine. They're taking the Walk of Champions right now.

by the Hungover March 26, 2011


champion van

Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.

Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"

Teacher: "What?"

Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by Definition Sensei January 29, 2016


raining champion

King of the piss kink

“Yeah I got a piss kink. In fact, they call me the raining champion.”

by *•*Anon*•* March 23, 2022