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Popular act among know-it-all-brats.
With the help of Google, one gathers information about everything and try to throw it out in every direction, and a google child will always try to be the smartest person there is.
Teh Greatest Google Child is easily recognized by its astonishing tries to teach things to people who already know this very well.
A Google Child will always try to start a so-called Google War, smart people will see through his or her acts, and acknowledge the Google Child for what he or she is.
If you are one of these Google Children... Learn when to pick your freaking Google Fights!!
Example 1:
Poster #1: Yesterday I bought this brand new pair of sneakers..
Google Child: Did you know the sneaker was invented in blah-blah-blah, by Mr. Blahblah (add 600 words of uninteresting facts here)
Poster #2: Run! Teh Google Child is here!
Example 2:
Poster #1: I've trained judo for almost 10 years now, it's an awesome sport.
Google Child: Yes, judo which origines from Japan is an awesome sport. The founder was born in 1860, and blahblahblah..
Poster #2: Wtf?! I already KNOW this! Are you trying to become teh Greatest Google Child?"
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Noun |
1 Somebody with no social life and one that doesn't value their own time.
2 Someone who has no idea about anything and it's as if they live under a rock.
Guy 1: So have you seen the Hangover 2?
Guy 2: I didn't know there was a Hangover 1...
Guy 1: You're such a Cluster Child!
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Any children that has been born after the third child is a Hobby Child. They are a Hobby Child because sex has became a hobby to the parents, creating Hobby Children.
Wow, they have ten kids in their house. Kid 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are the Hobby Children.
I feel bad for him/ her because they're a Hobby Child.
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Another word for a social security worker that helps put children into other families, as used in Scarlet-Periwinkle’s book, NCiTy | Population: 20 Kids.
"Are you the child dealer?" Taeil asked, and I laughed at Baekhyun's surprised expression.
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A person between aged 20-30 who is living in their parents house when they are old enough to live in his own apartment. I derived the term from the word "house-wife." A house-wife lives at home and spends her husband's money on silly things like clothes and jewelery. Likewise, a house-child (or house-daughter in this case) lives for free and spends her father's money on the same things.
A house-child, by definition, must be:
1) old enough to be a house-wife
2) unemployed
3) have lived away from the house for a period of time (i.e. college, grad school) and is now coming back to the house just when her parents thought they were finally rid of her!!
4) so busy house-childing that she frequently requests an assistant.
5) too old to live at home. Someone who is of normal age to live at home (i.e. a high-school student) cannot be a house-child.
Note: house-childing is becoming an increasingly popular activity given that most people in their 20s can no longer afford rent due to the current economic downturn
house-childing, verb
house-child, noun
Person A: "So Rebecca, now that you have graduated with your Masters degree....what are you up to these days?"
Person B: "I'm house-childing. It's a full-time job."
Person A: "I'm a real estate broker and my wife is a dental hygienist. What you do, Rebecca?"
Person B: "I'm a house-child. It keeps me very busy."
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If your kid plays fortnite then you must yeet the child
I will yeet the child called timmy
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Dog or cat or other furry house pet that is a surrogate for a child.
After Jean slept through the wake up alarm on her biological time clock, she decided to have a fur child.
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