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A vigorous kneading or rubbing of one person's body, most frequently the shoulders and back, by the hands of a friend or acquaintance. Usually exchanged between college or high school students with seemingly platonic motivations. Sometimes preceded by a light comfort stroke of reassurance.
Joe: "Boy, you look sore, Sarah. Why don't I help relax those achy muscles?" <Moves to place his hands on her shoulders>
Sarah: "No dice - I can see through your pathetic attempt at a college massage, Joe, and I'm not interested."
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(n.) one who prevents another from getting into college
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's admission into college
(n.) Since we both wanted to get into Brown, Bob (and his high SAT score) acted as a college block to my ambitions.
(v.) Bob college blocked me by telling the Brown admissions representative/interviewer that I had cheated to get through high school.
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When someone learns a lot of hard knocks life lessons hanging out on the streets.
My best friend went to Harvard but I graduated from the College of the Streets.
A dress code commonly used by college organizations. It is between business casual and classroom casual. College casual includes nice jeans or slacks and a nice top. Athletic wear isn't allowed.
Alex: What are we supposed to wear to the meeting tomorrow?
Ian: College casual.
Alex: So a skirt and blouse?
Ian: Yes.
A once great school that has since become overrun with members of the homosexual community as well as plenty of Ethnics. If you are lucky you may still be able to meet the odd boy who has roots with the aristocracy but most when asked thier name will reply wong, wang or wing. The old money and the new money have been at war now for years but they can all agree on the hatred of JWC and the headmaster
Are those the Winchester College homosexuals
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A hookup that generally includes sex.
John: Damn that girl is hot. Maybe we can have a college hookup.
1. a lovely way to waste tens of hours writing essays for schools you will not attend in case the school you will attend doesn't accept you
2. a reason to want to die
I thought senior year would be fun, but mostly its just college applications and sadness.