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When your plans were cancelled due to the coronavirus.
Me and my friends were going to go hang out at the mall, but our plans got corona-cancelled.
In the same vein as a Jägerbomb, a Corona Bomb (performed with a Corona for symbolic coronavirus purposes, but can be any alcoholic beverage) is chugging your entire beverage through your COVID-19 mask.
If executed correctly, the participant imbibes their entire beverage as well as whatever may be lingering on their mask from the environment it’s been worn in.
Yo dude let’s do a socially distanced round of Corona Bombs!
But that sounds gross and exactly what the CDC would NOT recommend...
Who the hell knows what’s gonna happen with this thing! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb!
A corona (pl. coronas or coronae) is the outermost layer of a star's atmosphere. It consists of plasma.
The Sun's corona lies above the chromosphere and extends millions of kilometres into outer space. It is most easily seen during a total solar eclipse, but it is also observable with a coronagraph. Spectroscopic measurements indicate strong ionization in the corona and a plasma temperature in excess of 1000000 kelvins,1 much hotter than the surface of the Sun, known as the photosphere.
It is an X-ray emitter with its stellar corona giving off an X-ray luminosity of.
The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
When she has been cooped up for a month and ready to go
I just banged this hot chick on a corona fuck after the quarantine.