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term for someone who asks you to move down in a bar....
"TAKE A HIKE, DOUCHE COUGAR!!!"
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A very old or very unattractive or scary looking Cougar.
Did you see that old ugly hag chatting it up with Joey? Yeah, she's not just a cougar she's a Freddie Cougar.
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Mathematical formula for determining the maximum age of a man's age for a woman to be considered a cougar.
Woman's age divide in half, then add 7. The result is the maximum age of her cub.
Female - 34 (cougar age)
cougar formula:
34/2 = 17.
17 + 7 = 24
Maximum male age - 24 (cub age)
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The denial of being a cougar. Usually someone who thinks they are "too young" or thinks their prey isn't young enough. Years of denial can lead to very severe cases of cougarism.
Annie thinks that just cuz she's 29 she can't be a cougar but she totally is! People think they guy she's dating is her son! She's totally in cougar denial!
35 year old woman: "Man that guy is a stud!"
Friend: "He looks 20! You're such a cougar!"
35 year old woman: "No way! I'm only 35, and 35 is the new 30"
Friend: You're in Cougar Denial!"
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A cougar kitten is a "new to the cougar lifestyle" girl in her mid 30's to mid 40's. She's testing the turf with a innocent approach. Mature seasoned to the scene, Cougar Women refer to the younger girls as cougar kittens.
Most boy toys want the experience and the money that comes from a mature, independent Cougar Woman,"she's just a Cougar Kitten."
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The growl that a sexy-ass woman emits during any sexual act, or in anticipation of The Act. Typically, the woman is in her 30s, and may have children. I love it!
The term may be used in a text or FB message to a loved one, i.e. *cg* or *CG* (if she's really gettin' into it, and is interested in some dirty sex SOON!) Regardless, a little "*cg*" gets the point across and allows the text/FB recipient know that "It is ON" once the kids are tucked in.
*cg* = cougar growl
The older woman friend who hangs out with actual cougars, often to make them look younger by comparison.
Wes was cougar hunting but kept getting blocked by the nana cougar.
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