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An abbreviated exclamation apparently originating in the early 21st century, when the government of supposedly the most powerful nation-state was suddenly taken over by a second-rate feudal power, using an orange puppet, for the purpose of destabilizing the climate. This was so the latter country could thaw out still more fossil fuels from under the polar ocean, taking over both energy sources and trade routes of the remaining habitable zones. However, the resulting environmental collapse, plagues and refugee crises led to a nuclear war, eventually involving the entire planet- hence our miserable existence for the last two millennia . Now, when the fate of something important rests in the hands of one person, and he screws up real bad, or when you and everyone around you is about to suffer, you utter "COVFEFE!!!"
Dude1: "Man, I think I just blew that meeting with our client- we're gonna lose our biggest account..."
Dude2: "COVFEFE!"
Tactical Officer: "Two Romulan Warbirds de-cloaking to starboard... weapons off-line, shields at 18%..."
Captain: "COVFEFE!"
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The act of shitting on everybody
Did you hear what Jake did to his friends and family?
Yeah man, he's really covfefe
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Distracting information, often false or downright nonsensical, fed to a population for the purpose of subversion. Associated with journalistic malpractice.
Years of covfefe in the press made it easy for the CIA to overthrow the democratically elected government.
Watergate was mostly covfefe.
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When you are tweeting at 3am, and you aren't good at spelling to begin with, it's the message that counts.
You *must* tell everyone how persecuted you feel, or you can't go back to sleep. You get so sleepy with satisfaction that the masses will understand you now, that you hit send. All is well.
Despite my lack of effectiveness, creating division and inviting violence, I am a good guy Covfefe
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A term associated with the Peter Principle, referring to persons who find themselves humiliated and disparaged as a result of rising far above their competency level. As a result, they become so obsessed with the office politics and their failings, usually blamed on others, that their functioning is increasingly impaired, which usually brings about their termination.
It may be used in non work, personal situations such as divovce proceedings.
You have to quit your job, man. It's turned you into a covfefe.
My ex and her/his lawyer are the devil. They've turned me into nothing but a covfefe.
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(n). A small benign mistake that is quickly exacerbated when one tries to cover it up with lame excuses.
Sean Spicer served up a mean cup of covfefe at a press news conference in an attempt to save Donald Trump's face when he made a typo in his latest tweet.
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(n.) a word derrived from the English word "coverage" when translated through a child's brain and tweeted with tiny insecure fingers.
Example: Despite constant negative press covfefe, no one treats the press better than I do. That much I can assure you, bigly.
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