Cucumber

A vegetable that is used to put in salads and sandwiches

I love cucumber & tuna sandwiches

Cucumber boxes

A language reference meaning a word that by its pronunciation sound like it means something else only due to the (often complex) phonetic sound (perceived as funny by non-english citizen). It has originated among (peferable swedish) tourists in UK and has now been spread to the UK population itself meaning essentially gibberish. (Primary London and Brighton area).

Swedish tourist to finnish tourist: "What does Omnicidal Maniac trope mean?"
Finnish tourist: "No idea, its probably just "Cucumber boxes"

British person watching political debate: "I can´t understand what he is talking about"
Second person watching: "Doesn´t matter its just gibberish - cucumber boxes"

microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo

Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?

cucumber pods

A gift from God himself, which he has blessed us all with. Used with a Juul it is by far the best way to get both the refreshing taste of watermelon tasting cucumber, while also getting buzzed off your mind.

Student 1: I have cucumber pods!
Student 2: You’re a god, bless me up with a rip.

shave the cucumber

To take a solid dump.

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.

Cucumbered

To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick

I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.

Cucumber Butthole

THE WORST MOST VILE INSULT THAT HAS EVER CAME OUT OF ANYONE's MOUTH.DONT SAY THIS YOU WiLL BE BEAT UP IMMEDIANLTY. THIS IS VERY RACIST

"Corneelius the Fifth is Such a Cucumber Butthole"