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A so-called "doctor" who operates under the name drwtsn32.exe on Windows XP. His main purpose is gathering useless information about your computer when an error occurs (or doesn't occur). Contrary to Microsoft's claim, "Dr. Watson" is not really a doctor. In fact, he dropped out of college during his second semester due to chronic alcoholism, countless sexual harassment charges, aids, illiteracy, tendency to inflict self-harm, and underdeveloped motor skills.
Note: He is not to be confused with John H. Watson, M.D., assistant to Sherlock Holmes, who *is* a real doctor and has like 9000 PhDs.
My stupid computer got a virus the other day because I was blindly clicking on a bunch of random links on some porn sites like I normally do... when all of a sudden, this "Dr. Watson" generated a humongous log of bullshit and then proceeded to perform an abortion on my six-year-old son! God, I wish Linux/Mac didn't suck!
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A licensed physician who mainly supplies amphetamines and other drugs for a fee.
I scored with Dr. Feelgood last week
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A quack who hypnotizes people like Kate Armstrong from Parnell and fills the airwaves with big words and fancy hand gestures.
Kate Armstrong, the naturopath from Parnell realising that she had an assignment due procrastinated by watching Dr Phil ridicule some poor guy with low self esteem. "Dr Phil you're a genius." She said with apparent disregard to the crap that came out of his mouth.
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A scientist that works for the Red Ribbon Army. He created Android 16 for the sole purpose of destroying Goku, Android 17 and Android 18 for making Cell perfect, and Android 20 (himself) to make himself immortal. He also creates android 19 to serve him, as he is easier to control than the others. He also created Hell Fighter 17, and subsequently Super Android 17. He is ultimately killed by his creations after threatening to use the emergency suspension controller on 17 and 18. His ultimate achievement is Cell, and it was implied that his original reason for being created was to destroy the entire universe, which he could have done if things had not played out the way the did in the series. He could simply blow himself up every time someone stronger than him appears.
While in his android form, he refers to himself in the third person as to conceal his true identity. Is name is pronounced "Doctor Jero".
Dr. Gero: I cleared the area of innocents, in accordance with your wishes. Do you disagree with my methods?
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- Parts Jagermeister
- Parts Dr Pepper
- A splash of cherry schnapp's
"House" Bartenders
Curtis C.
Marty W.
Careful because when Dr. Jager makes a house call, you might just wind up getting the Dr Feelgood from that fat chick
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"Don't care; Didn't read." Used in the tagging section of blogging sites such as Tumblr to express when someone overlooks your post because they didn't care enough about you to read it.
"Hey Johnny, did you read what she posted on Tumblr last night?" "No, dc;dr."
A very messed up individual.
He's a Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck.