Giving eyes

Checking me out in a good or bad manner.

Girl he was giving eyesgiving eyes.

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otter eyes

Deep, sorrowful and soulful eyes.

She has otter eyes.

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eye diabetes

A phrase coined by comedian Cal Wilson, eye diabetes is what you get or feel after seeing something unbelievably cute or sweet.

*sees a picture of baby otters*
Cal: Arghhhhh. Now I have eye diabetes!

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Four eyes

A stupid insult to people who wear glasses, which makes no sense at all.

Townie: Hey four eyes, Im gonna cut u up !
Guy with glasses: And why would that be?
Townie: Coz u got four eyes, idiot!
Guy with glasses: Count again retard and you'll find i have two

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eye fuckin'

When some one is looking at you like they want to fuck you.

Why is he eye fuckin me?

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Mustang eye

When you have been to Homestead High School (Cupertino) so long that you begin lowering your standards for girls

Mustang eye boy: Damnn that girl is hella fine
Regular boy: what the hell? she looks like chubaca
Mustang eye boy: ohh shit i caught the mustang eye

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Moon Eyes

Moon Eyes: State of romantic adoration to a sickening extent, typically demonstrated by couples with extreme infatuation with one another and extreme disregard for the comfort of any one else in the room. Often accompanied with PDA and general lack of friends.

Kate: Hey, have you seen Mike and Stacey?
Jared: Yeah, I was just with them, but Mike got Moon Eyes when Stacey started snuggling and reciting poetry. It was all I could do not to vom.

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