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The act of shitting In a condom, freezing it, then using it as a sex toy.
That guy made a huge Alaskan frozen pipe!
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Fundamental, right-wing, Tea Party conservative Christians who believe they are the Chosen of God. They live in the Old Testament instead of the New Testament. They have cold (frozen) hearts towards anyone else that is not of their extreme form of Christianity. They lack compassion for those in need. They believe that our military is Christian and should dominate the world by force; Crusades.
The Frozen Chosen look down on the poor, because they believe that if they were the "right kind" of Christian, God would bless them with wealth.
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AKA Brain Freeze & Ice Cream Headache,A type of condition in which a person eats or drinks something very cold i.e: ice cream,frozen drinks etc. Generally effects the eye region "freezing" the eyeball causing great discomfort.
AAAAIIIEEEYEEEK!!!! I ate my ice cream way too fast & I'm now suffering from Frozen Eye Syndrome!!
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Nickname given to Canadians. Also known as the ''snow people''.
SON : The winter lasted almost nine months this year.
DAD : It's no big deal for us Canadians. People call us the frozen chosen.
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What you will need after a very spicy meal.
Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.
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when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa
" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"
When you have your girl press your warm, toasty, male genitals between her ice cold feet.
Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?
Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese