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A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril
Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.
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A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...
Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.
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A bitch that will gobble a goop for a bowl of soup and a dime and nickle to boot.
Eat my goob you little Goober slut!
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ridiculous nickname given by a rambling fool when trying to force closeness and trust with someone they've slept with
"Ramblin Ro called her Goober Butt..."
"after only one week of sex"
"yup, bitch wants closeness"
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A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.
Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
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