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Luber is a love uber.
The payor of the Uber receives a sexual favor in response to paying the Uber.
It’s like sexting for transportation.
Shelly said “ If you luber me to you I will blow you”.
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Malia: "Hey can you call a luber we gotta head out"
Habib: "Yeah sure... Looks like Uber is way cheaper right now"
Malia: "Ok great!"
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When ur having sex and ur partner is too dry and u want to apply lube to them to liberate them from being too dry also known as luberate.
Partner 1: "You're a little dry right now, want me to luberate you?"
Partner 2: "Yes please luberate me."
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a lube aficionado; one who is a fan and user of lube, preferably in the form of varieties. How many bottles of lube must one be in possession of in order to earn the worthy title of a luber? 3+ bottles is necessary to join the ranks of the world's most elite lubers. Do you have what it takes?
"Excuse me Sir, but are you a luber?" "Why yes, I frequent my lube collection quite often."
Random: "Can I join the luber community?" Me: "How many bottles of lube do you own?" Random: "None." Me: -_-
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The guy in the rainbow shirt is a left wing luberal.
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When referring to an ugly male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.
"Yo look at Cape Girl!!"
"Oh, that's definetly a luber."
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When referring to a repulsive male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.
Mik: Yo, look at that girl over there.
Danny: Oh, that's definetly a luber..
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