fog hat

another way of saying "faggot"

dude, what a fog hat.

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Cum Fogged

A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.

Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work.

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Fog Beaver

A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.

John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?

Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.

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Fog Man

Synonyms: Crazy Dave, Crackhead, Madman.

The Fog Man hides in the fog, and jumps out at people"

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Vacation Fog

The fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation. This fog sometimes begins to creep in even before anticipated vacations.

My vacation fog finally lifted the third day back on the job.

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velvet fog

When a man ejaculates into a fan. The resulting spray becomes a velvet fog... See also Velvet Ropes.

Immerse yourself in my Velvet Fog.

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fog nigger

n. a derogatory term for Irishmen.

Boston is full of wannabe fog niggers

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