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When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.
John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.
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The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.
One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
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A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.
I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.
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A bottle in which you store your nut juice.
My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"
Getting drunk. Often in a large group of friends.
“Hey,you wanna come kiss the bottle tonight?”
“I can’t”
A bottle used to urinate in. The name references the Amazon Prime branding because it is not uncommon for Amazon Delivery drivers to use prime bottles as portable on the go restrooms to save time and keep their performance metrics up.
Common term used in Las Vegas nightclubs. An attractive or mildly attractive female at a nightclub that creeps into a male's VIP section to drink free booze and typically skanks it up at multiple tables until she ends up white girl drunk. Usually addicted to coke or pills.
Don't give that bottle skank any of our booze. We won't be able to get rid of her and she might steal our wallets.