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The best music in the world yes by the way I am Irish ☘️ not telling you specifics btw it contains a banjo flute an fiddle
He dude Irish music is the best
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A guy ejaculates into a girls anus then inserts a vibrator into anus to fluff semen. Girl then pours hot coffee into his anus then squats over him and squirts the fluffed semen from her anus into his anus. Girl then drinks mixer out of his anus.
Connie drank a irish latte out if Alec's hairy butthole.
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Children, born in succession within one year
They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.
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An American with an identifiably Irish name who is all or mostly Irish in ancestry. They are detested by their snobbish kin in Ireland who revile them as wannabes and "plastic paddies." Much like the American Indian, they also used to be detested by their fellow Americans but now are romanticized and thought to be spiritual and numinous. Also much like the American Indian, however, they are actually much more likely to be found passed out drunk in the gutter than engaged in any wholesome spiritual pursuits.
Irishman: Feck off, you plastic, wannabe worm. When we need more money for the IRA we will talk to you some more and maybe, just maybe, we will let you lick our boots some while you are getting out your wallet.
Irish-American: *sigh*
Regular American: OMG, your name is Sullivan (or O'Toole or Ryan, etc.) That is so cool! Do you have, like, elven magic and stuff?!
IA: *sigh*
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Some poor Irish family in the 1800s left the Emerald Isles due to famine and sailed to America. Thus, they created new lives in American society, yet over a century onwards their great-great-great-great grandchildren insist that they are Irish. Even though they have never set foot on Irish turf in their life. It is an insult to the Irish nation and the Americans do get the piss taken for making such ridiculous claims. The Irish find it boring when, on holidays in the USA, the locals try to emphasise their Irishness. It doesn't work.
A - Oh, this guy I met in New York was telling me that he was Irish too.
B - Really? Whereabouts here is he from?
A - Well, he's never actually been to Ireland before, but his great-great-great grandfather sailed over to New York from Ireland in 1862...
B - Awh not another one of them eejits who insists that they're Irish?!
A - Yeah, I just nodded and supressed my laughter/anger!
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when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.
Hemish O'Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.
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A gang from the West Michigan area that consists of people of full or at least half irish decent. You can pick them out by the green and white or any clovers on their clothing. Their sign is like the westcoast sign except they use both hands and put the middle and ring finger on both hands together. This makes a four leaf clover.
those guys walkin down the street is irish units.
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