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The alpha and omega. The beginning and the end. The ultimate power and originator of all and the holy of holies. The only awe inspiring entity that created man and also gave man free will to love him or hate him. God is love and life everlasting. He is the same yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever. He is the forgiver of sins and granter of salvation. God is a God of second chances. The lord our God is one.
God is good.
God is full of love and forgiveness.
There is nothing to great for God to handle.
Our lord our God is one.
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The imaginary friend of grown-ups everywhere, usually complained to.
Jim:I was talking to my imaginary friend last night
Bill:who's your imaginary friend?
Jim:God
Bill:Pfft I don't belive in god
*Gets hit with large rock*
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Someone people came up with thousands of years ago to explain things that they couldn't at the time. Much of what was credited to him has since been explained by science. Even life on Earth has scientific explanations, everything from chemical reactions to panspermia (the idea that life was seeded here from elsewhere in the universe). Sure, you can argue that someone must have created the universe, and that person could only have been this "God". But that begs to question, "where then did this "God" come from?" Things can become terribly redundant. The fact is, nobody knows the answers to this question. Not the churches, not the atheists, nobody knows what they claim to know. All we know is that countless innocent have been slaughtered in his name, and millions continue to suffer. It doesn't make sense, and Religion itself has become more of a burden to humanity than it could possibly do good. The only thing that we should do is try to be a good person, and enjoy the life we have while it's here. Not hate or kill or claim to know the answers in his name. Just forget about all of it and make just trying to be a good person your goal. You will be happier for it.
TRUE conversation I had with another student-
me: I don't understand why people hate gay people so much. It's not like they're hurting anybody by being gay. And is it really other people's business what someone else chooses to do with their love life?
her: Well, I don't know, but I believe it is a sin because the bible says it is.
me: But hasn't it been scientifically proven that being gay is written into the person's genetic code, 9 times out of 10, and it can even be hereditary? Why would your God create them like that if he was just going to damn them for it?
her: I don't know, but I'm going to hate them, just to be safe.
me: *is bewildered by a blunt force of ignorance*
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What stoners think of Eric Clapton
Eric Clapton is the one true god
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A mystical entity that enjoys collecting small infant's severed prepuces. Some have speculated that he keeps these in a large series of cigar boxes.
"Have you ever considered the similarities between God and John Wayne Gacy?"
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The biggest fucking asshole in the universe. An all mighty being who does not want you to see him. He'd much rather have you see his "work" consisting of killing the innocent for the sinner, helping the sinner become innocent and repeating the process from step 1. He also fucked some virgin and had a demigod son who later become a zombie.
God killed your mother so that you could be a better person for him. You should devote your entire fucking life to him because of this.
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A way to explain things no-one can explain(or even sometimes things people can explain) without need for explination or actual proof by saying something along the lines of "faith not needing proof". peolpe then wrote a pointless book in this fictional characters name that not only contradicts itself but in many cases makes no sense at all or can be proved wrong (if it is proved wrong people still pretend it isn't for no reason(see above)). some wierd people then devoted their lives to trying to follow the teachings of this book to get in to the "magical cloud world" it describes.
The arguement for God creating the world because it's so complex boils down to "If it's complicated, a magical cloud being must have made it."
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