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Political Science

A joke. No such science exists on the known earth. It was once believe to have existed during a short period in history. REAL science has disproven this and now "Political Science" is deemed a hoax. It stands alongside other famous hoaxes/jokes like the sasquatch, tuition cuts, and Ralph Nader.

Political Science is a joke. There are people who study political science. What does it say about them?

by SharD October 5, 2004

196๐Ÿ‘ 323๐Ÿ‘Ž


bronx science

A school in the Bronx filled with Stuyvesant HS rejects. The kids then go brag about how Bronx Science is so much better than Stuy.

person 1: OMG IF I DON'T GET INTO STUY I WILL DIE!

right after the results of acceptance are released

person 1: Eww you got into Stuy? that school is so retarded man. you shulda got into Bronx science like me man.

by bxscirejectz March 15, 2009

175๐Ÿ‘ 285๐Ÿ‘Ž


Social science

Someone who has no balls to ask out his crush when he knows she likes him back.!.!

"Dude you are such a social science"

by urmomskinnylegend November 26, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


movie science

Made up bullshit to explain something insane (like superpowers) in a movie. Usually stems from something broad such as quantum mechanics.

That film wasnโ€™t realistic, their was batshit insane things explained my total movie science.

by OilySaltine May 9, 2022


Supernatural Sciences

Supernatural sciences, also referred as extranatural sciences and as spiritual sciences are sciences that are about dealing with supernaturality, spirituality and extraphysics/metaphysics as a part of nature, where it is necessary to be studied with an objective-subjective mixed methodology. Supernatural sciences usually seeks the creation of their own methods and supernatural sciences are part of logical supernaturalism.

"Supernatural sciences are the main area of study of logical supernaturalism and of technosupernaturalism."

by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021


Mr. Science

A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.

Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.

Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?

Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!

by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018


Tonality Science

The scientific study of the tones individuals use to express a word.

Carlos was listening to Grand Funk Railroad play "The Loco-Motion" and was amazed by the singer's adroit use of tonality to each time he expressed a word or a few of them in succession convey a message or messages which were quite a little different, complimented, or reinforced the words he sang. He realized tonality was but has not been raised to the level of a science, and coined the term Tonality Science to go in that direction.

by but for October 24, 2017