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Girls, girlfriends, and anything female from birth.
Eve was a gift from God to Adam.
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Alternative to flowers, but with odor of similar calibre.
The perfect gift leaves no one to query the boundaries of interpersonal communication
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any person that seems to physically age very slowly.
Person 1: WTF it says here that Person 3 is 56 years old!
Person 2: Person 3 is indeed 56 years old
Person 1: Dude, Person 3 looks like he's only in his mid-30's.
Person 2: He has the gift of youth.
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Best friend and sidekick of Deadeye. Has a logical mind and a bad smell. Overall, not quite as impressive as Deadeye.
Free gift is the quiet young man assisting the striking gentleman.
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A free gift is oral sex with no expectations of getting some back.
Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.
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n: When a guy squirts cum into a girls butt on the way out of her vagina.
Usually doggy style.
Hey! You just gave me a parting gift, you ass!
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When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth
"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."
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