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A sport where very wealthy people, that often live in India, China, Turkey, and caves in England, take all their money out of the bank in only fives and twenties. They then find a spot out side or in a basement of a family of six, place there fives and twenties on the ground and sleep on top of the money. At 5:26 am they wake up and go find a hott girl from ages 14 through 24 or a male at the age of 45, jump on his or her back, and fucks the person untill 7:26 am, then runs back to their money pile, and goes to sleep at 7:30 am.
Oh my god Ashley! I was walking to Daniels house last night when this very attractive Homless Rich Booty Jumper mounted me. It was a blast. Literally.
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That one Mexican border jumping monke
Me! amerlex I’ve jumped one I’ll do it again!
(take inspiration from that dear Mexicans)
amerlex aka border jumper is so dumb 🤡🤡🤡🤡 how can amerlex jump the border so fast? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Gotta take a shit to the point that the turd is almost coming out on its own. See also crowning
Reference to skydivers that drop streamers before they jump to test wind direction.
After that cigarette and coffee the jumpers are dropping streamers
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One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"
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November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day
Quick it’s November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day so give her your jumper
I very kind person, but also has a scary side to him. He is sometimes smart, and also stupid. A Kim Bonji Jumper is multilingual.
Man #1: Oh look at him he's so kind!
Man #2: Don't be fooled, he has the personality of a Kim Bonji Jumper.
Came up with it while playing Battlefield 1942. This is a person who changes to the team with the most/all of the captured flags points rather than helping his own team take them back.
That no-talent team-jumper just went to the other side instead of helping us out!