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A Gentleman’s Lift

A Gentleman’s Lift is a golfing term and refers to when a ball lands in a difficult spot. The player can move the ball to a more favorable area without incurring a penalty stroke. One club length is the widely accepted distance the ball can be moved, although the distance can vary from player to player.

Mike: “Wow, what a brutal tee shot!! Why did I use my driver??? I never hit it straight!”

Jamie: “Why don’t you just take a Gentleman’s Lift?”

Mike: “What’s a Gentleman’s Lift?”

Jamie: “Pick up your ball from that terrible spot and move it to a better spot”

Mike: “But won’t I incur a penalty stroke for that?”

Jamie: “Not at all, that’s the beauty of a Gentleman’s Lift!”

by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020


Jerry Lifted

You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.

She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.

by liftedbyjerry June 12, 2024


lifting a jar

Having a beer

Nothing better than lifting a jar on a Friday night with the fellas!

by Bradly Oceanview February 15, 2017


Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.

by RNGF May 29, 2018


Lifting the back deck

to confidently attempt to perform an impossible task, having misunderstood the difficulty of the task or overestimated one’s ability to complete it. Often with loved one(s) looking on and questioning one’s sanity in the vain attempt.

He thought he could make the company more customer centric, but he was lifting the back deck.

by Boydz June 23, 2021


Drazilian Dutt Lift

DDL. Like on the Dl, but even more secret. Like if you need something to be on the D-est of Ls, like NOBODY else can know about it. Literally NOBODY else…

keep this on the D-est of Ls, Drazilian Dutt Lift DDL type shit, but that ginge over there lowk looks like Chirag Gupta. DDL tho.

by zoggywombat2000 May 03, 2024


Lift Germany

Back in the 1800's the Germans who lived in Central Pennsylvania, were gullible. They were so easily duped, deceived, or cheated because they believed what people told them.

So some of the people in New York City would say to their friends or in letters to their friends, that it about time to go to Carlisle, Pennsylvania, and "Lift Germany!" They are so trusting, naive, and innocent these speakers of Germany. They will swallow anything.

by Theodore R. Hazen September 03, 2008