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The best team known in the existence of Hockey. All of those who doubt the Leafs obviously have no taste waht so ever.
Holy shit the Toronto Maple Leafs just won another game because they are the best hockey team ever.
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A hockey team that is ALWAYS beat by the Canucks.
The toronto maple leafs defense are the leagues only defense that is frightened of the physical prowess of the Sedin Sisters.
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When you and your girl have tried just about everything, and you guys are bored, so you put maple syrup on her tits, and the male licks it off. Make sure to not get any on your bed, as if her tits are large enough, it will leak.
Hey! Let's try maple syrop titties!
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Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.
"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"
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In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"
Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.
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When you or your partner does not drink water for a long time period then showering you in pee as brown as maple syrup during. Noun
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Maple Bath
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Trash af . Who ever heard of a team named after a leaf that is so intimidating and there blue cause they get chocked all the time. And the panthers will destroy them in every matchup . They booty.
Toronto Maple leafs are absolute booty
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