A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
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I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake
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A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.
Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.
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Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.
Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.
Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.
When a girls bush is wet from when she squirts
My girls moist Forrest felt nice
Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."
When someone says something exceptionally unfunny, usually childishly so.
Wow man, you really just pulled a Moist Charlie. I'm disappointed.