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Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!
Two known examples
1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.
2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.
“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”
“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”
“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes”
The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning
At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.
When a wamen wakes up with a wet puss puss.
Hey! That woman just had a morning stream!
When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.
“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”
Fucking in the morining
Sex in the morning
There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.
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When the woman wakes up from where she was sleeping and she's covered in her own ejaculate.
I woke up one day and I had a morning flood.
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