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A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. Most self proclaimed “nice guys” are just as self-centered and misogynistic as the jerks they gripe about, they are just much more spineless. To stupid to figure why women don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to get laid they must treat a woman like shit.
They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.
The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
Nice Guy: Why don’t women date nice guys like me?
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
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1. The trademark phrase said by the Wii Sports Announcer that became an earape meme.
2. Something you yell when a friend gets hurt or vice versa.
Player: *scores in Wii Tennis*
Earrape Announcer: "N I C E S H O T !"
Friend: *gets hit with something*
Me: "Nice shot!
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Used by workplace managers and bosses to lay guilt and shame upon their employee’s vacation plans and/or anything that is not work oriented.
Usually preceded with a "Hmm.." or an "Oh..wow" and sometimes just an eyebrow raise and nod of the head.
-Employee (sheepishly): "So uh, I am thinking of taking an extra day off after Memorial Day for..uh.."
-Boss (sternly): "Oh wow! --- really?...for what?"
-Employee: "Well...something...you know...well I just need that day off."
-Boss: "Hmmm... Must Be Nice
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Adding nice touch means adding nice detail to something
-your nails look nice
- yes i added sparkles
- nice touch
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an ass that's round, soft, smooth, and large enough to have something to hold on to in bed, but not so large it has cellulite. Of course this only goes for girls.
dude 1: Can J-Lo's ass be anymore lovely?
Dude 2: no.
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A Phrase meaning nice ass, but often makes the person instantly think of a girl taking a shit, thus killing the moment as the girl walks by.
Guy: " Dam that girl has got an nice ass, i would love to bite into those buns!"
Guy 2: " Ya man she's got one nice pooper!"
Guy 1: " Dude, your sick, don't ever say that again."
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What you comment on a YouTube video when you can't come up with a comment.
Best done by signing in to all of your accounts and spamming it on one video.
Friend: *Releases video*
Me: Nice vid
Me: *Logs in to second account*
Me: Nice vid
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