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If ur searching up sex there is something wrong with you
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If you dont have sex before you die your life has been a waste
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its when mommy has a outlet and daddy has a plug
lets have sex
dad let me get my plug ready
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when 2 people love each other, they show their affection by having sex!
i came home 1 day 2 c my boyfriend lying on the couch watching the redskins game. i take off my shoes and go sit next to him and we start making out. i start 2 take off his shirt as his tongue gently pushes against mine. he takes off my shirt the i take off his pants and he takes my skirt off. we walk to our bedroom in my seethrough bra and my lace thong and his boxers. he throws off my thongs and pushes me onto the bed as i pull down his boxers. i gently play with his huge dick and it hardens immediatly. he gently pushes his dick into my wet vagina. "oooooooh baby u can do better than that!' he pushes it farther until he reaches my g-spot. "ooohhh yesss" i moan with delight. then i get ontop of him while his quitly unhooks my DD bra. he strokes my huge boobs while i pleasure his dick. i lick him and lightly nibble him while he screams with delight. i suck his penis so hard the juices flow right out. i lift my mouth and he kisses the semen off my lips. then he starts to kiss alll over my body: in between my boobs, on my stomach and in my freshley waxed vagina. oooooooooohhhhhhh baby ur so nice. he starts humping me again and we meet organisms at the same time and with laugh! We hear the doorbell ring and he goes and sees his best buddy at the door and he comes in and starts staring at me. i give him 1 look and tell him 2 gwt out cause im having sex with my man. we fuck each other all night until we fall asleep naked side by side.
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what i have with your mom
1: bro i had sex with your mom!
2: thats kinda gay...
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a weird but supposedly beautiful activity in which people stick their privates in other people's orifi to make babies and for pleasure. Something everyone supposedly looks for in life.
Man:Let me fuck you with my dick for the hell of it. Lets have sex
Woman:Oh Id love too
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It's what the person who searched for the word, "sex" ISN'T getting.
"I'm not having sex, so I'm going to search for it on Urban Dictionary"
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