box office

The female version of a airplane cockpit. To be used when the entire flight crew is female.

Flight supervisor: "Why don't you head up to the cockpit and see if the pilots want some coffee?"

Flight attendant: "I'm afraid it's a box office today, both pilots are female. Hope they aren't both PMSing."

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office linebacker

1. n. Someone who wears a full football uniform and tackles the living shit out of random people at the office. See Terry Tate.

Terry Tate is an office linebacker.

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peace officer

A new liberal euphemism for police officers.

Oh lookie, here come the peace officers. Oh no! They are firing their Peacemakers on us!

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office rage

noun; A fit of violent anger by an office worker due to nonperformance by equipment. Normally directed at printers, computers, phones, etc. Similar to: road rage.

The printer is jammed and Susan has a meeting in 10 minutes. She's got a horrible case of office rage today.

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The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.

The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.

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Office Depot

Is For Assholes

If you shop at Office Depot, you will get bummed in the asshole.

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back office

Dirty talk for the anus/asshole.

I know it's that time of the month, but I can always use the back office.

I want to scrape your back office with a spoon.

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