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The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.
The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:
1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.
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Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.
"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle
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the Greatest Guy Ever, and the funniest man Alive
Plays tyrone Biggums, the crack addict
he sold our house and had a 450,000 crack party
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Picking up a girl and fingering her before kissing her, sometimes even before speaking to her. The dave special is best used on nights out at nightclubs or crowded public places.
Person 1: Hey man, how was last night? Did u pick up?
Person 2: Yeah bro, i was carving up the d-floor, and gave this hottie the dave special!
Person 1: VERY NICE!!
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1. To go unemployed for an extended period of time without looking for a job
2. To be excessively emo all of the time and refuse to go anywhere with friends
3. To talk to girls on the internet and receive gifts from your e-hoes
Can you believe how bad Donny is Daving out? He hasn't moved from his computer in weeks it seems.
Check you guys in like a month, gonna go Dave out
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a hilarious comedian, the most attractive slightly overwieght bald man, now (2008) the wonderful age of 43.
Dave Attell was named one of the 25 Funniest People in America by Entertainment Weekly Magazine. His caustic wit, rapid-fire delivery and his choice of material that can best be described as "very adult" has earned him the reputation as a "comic’s comic." But if you ask Attell, hed say, "Im just trying to get some laughs and sell some drinks."
for more Im sure you could go to his myspace: myspace.com/attell Or to this: www.daveattell.com
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one hell of a legend, born in the heart of ireland; dave is thriving in irish charm and charisma
hey did you meet irish dave today?
no he was out stopping crime and saving the world from irish based destruction