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a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.
i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.
1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.
3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.
It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.
Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.
Do you watch Paymoneywubby? Colin and I are a Sunday couch couple.
A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.
We had two couch nutters at our last gangbang that we won't be inviting back.
Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.
This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.
I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!