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Something to wipe your ass with.
See yugio cards
Hahahahah! The blue eyes dragon yugio card is NO MATCH for my turd!
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A place where people who wear bad suits buy their suits.
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Hey, where'd you guys buy those? The Toilet Store?
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The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger
Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.
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Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth.
I was at your moms house,and I used her like a human toilet
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That weird thing that you really don’t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.
Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time I’m going to kick your ass!
When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.
Me texting my friend
Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."
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When you take an absolute gargantuan steamy hot watery shit (hopefully in a toilet), that typically is caused after eating Taco Bell, (and other Mexican food), this shit will be a traumatizing memory that you will live with forever.
It's called Hiroshima because this hot dihorrieah mess of a recked asshole, this massive Chernobyl explosion shit, this nuclear explosion bomb off a fart shit, should just destroy all living bacterias inside the toilet bowl, sometimes even going outside of it.
When this absolute honker of a shit erupts out of your now shredded asshole, like an atomic bomb, like a volcano, like a godly blast of extreme shit, it will destroy anything in its path, don't expect a clean butt after this, expect to have the dirtiest, shittiest, shower of your life, nothing else will get rid of it. You will smell horrible for the rest of the week, don't even try leaving your house.
Guy 1: Oh shit I think I have to go Hiroshima the toilet!
Guy 2: Fuck, call the plumbers.
Guy 3: Goddammit Taco Bell wasn't a good idea.