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butt pirate

A ruddy queer man who likes to ram his schooner into another man's glory hole; a sailor of anal ports.

See also: ass-rammer, jizz-junkie, cum gulper, butt-muncher, turd-burglar, peter-puffer.

Holy shit, Pete! Don't be grabbing my arse, ya dirty butt pirate! ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Bill B January 4, 2006

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pirated dvd

a bootleg copy of TV shows or Movies or even games that are put on DVD's and are generally heavily compressed
and usually suffer from bad quality due to the pirate compressing them for more stuff to be on the disc.

sometimes , its not a Game or Show but rather a bunch of Viruses which means your screwed.

Bobby -"i just got this dvd from ebay but the quality is rat-shit but the seller claims its HD and Genuine"
Johnny - "wow you fell for it. you got a pirated dvd. just get the real thing and stop buying from ebay"

by "Timmy" June 25, 2013


lonely pirate

when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.

"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"

"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."

"You're a pussy."

by Melissanthrope March 2, 2010


Pirate Bar

(n) At the end of an awesome night, nothing wraps it up right quite like booty. Once the bars have closed, usually 2 AM, and success hasn't been found with new female/male prospects, this is the bar that is still open and where booty is guaranteed.

Pirate Bar: the place to get booty.

Note: booty is not guaranteed, however it is a common desire.

A booty call is usually made to multiple locations of Pirate Bar to see if booty is available.

1. (2 AM) I've had so much to drink, I don't think I can get it up for Pirate Bar.

2. Dude, the Pirate Bar on 4th street is open for my business.

3. Arrr, I love me the pirate bar!

by ScubaSnake January 17, 2011


pirate bottle

Filling a bottle of Admiral Nelson containing no less than three shots with any mixer and consuming directly from said bottle.

"bro you want a shot?"

Naw man I'm straight...
"ok Im just gonna pirate bottle this shit...hand me that can of sprite"

by linehan September 18, 2011


Conversation Pirate

Someone who is always taking over a conversation that they were not originally part of. The person is within earshot when you start a conversation, then as the conversation is commencing, the third party loudly interjects a comment designed to derail the conversation so that all attention is then upon them. Usually they follow this up with even louder and more outrageous jibberish.

Frank: So, Chuck what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: Saturday night was awesome, I banged two chicks at once!
Curt, sitting just within listening distance, prepares to board the conversation just like a pirate boarding and looting a ship on the open seas, yells: I banged twelve chicks once!
Curt: But I got syphilis....
Curt: I gave it to Hank last night.
Frank: Curt is such a Conversation Pirate!
Conversation dies.

by Excnn March 10, 2011


dong pirate

a person with an overwhelming urge to seek out penis and capture it. usually refering to dong as the captured "booty"

did you see that dong pirate wandering around the club last night?

by Rufus B. May 21, 2008