Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

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I quit school because of recess

An identifier denoting that the speaker doesn't play games

"Close your eyes, because you can't see me…I quit school because of recess, you fucking BG!"
-Snoop Dogg

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Quit dippin' in my Kool-Aid

Means to "get away from", "go away from", and "quit hanging with".. Though you may never have heard of this... Television helps...

"Man, quit dippin' in my Kool-Aid and get your own!!" (Used for get away from my friends")

quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit

OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns

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2 legit 2 quit BOOTS

2L2Q BOOTS which are designed as protection from the elements may be made of a single closely-stitched piece (of leather, rubber, etc) to prevent the entry of water, skank juice, haterade, douchebag resin, mud from the pond, or dirt through the gaps left between laces and tongue in other types of shoes.

man: "Man fool... I heard it's supposed to rain how we gunna go party at the pond for new years?"

mans homie: "Wear your 2 Legit 2 Quit Boots!"

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Quit lyin my boy beat!

This phrase is for all those fellas out there who holla at a chick and she be like naw ima virgin or i aint neva mess wit nobody herre. Man tell her quit lyin my boy beat!!!!!

"yo what up girl? what u doin tonight?"
"I'm a virgin, I ain't doin you!"
"Man, quit lyin my boy beat!!"

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Been watching you for quite a while now

Used when you need to inform someone that they have been watched for quite a while

Person 1: Hey you
Person 2: Oi what do you want?
Person 1: I've been watching you for quite a while now ok