run on sentence

Pregnancy scare. A missed period.

My girl scared me last month with her run on sentence, but thankfully she punctuated

Jizzy-run

The post-coital dash to the nearest bathroom or paper towel suppository for general clean-up. Esp. where one lacks the foresight to store a Jizz Towel or other under the bed.

"Hey Stevo, Laura's dad totally busted me mid jizzy-run last night; I was sporting a semi and a handful of loo-roll. Talk about uncomfortable moments..."

Doughnut Run

When a male places a large round doughnut around his penis and proceeds to then have anal intercourse with a woman. When about to ejaculate, the male will pull out and "glaze" the donut with his semen. Finally, the female will eat the glazed donut.

Guy 1: "My girl was hungry last night"
Guy 2: "you didn't...."
Guy 1: "you're damn straight I took her for a doughnut run"

visa run

Stepping back then back again in a country over a short period of time (ie same day) - in order to reset/extend the period of days a non-resident can stay in a country.

Most foreign visitors to Thailand are granted a 30 day visa on arrival in Thailand. Staying longer requires a new visa, and the fastest & most economical means of getting it is a visa run: exit Thailand and return.

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ripping and running

Maintaining a busy, frantic pace; hypertasking.

Sorry I didn't return your call, man; I've been ripping and running all day.

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nookie run

A booty-call that requires travelling more than 50 miles; or, euphemistically, a booty-call that takes one farther than one would normally go for sex.

I don't care if she lives in effing OHIO, man. This girl is nookie-run material.

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Run-DMC

when rap made sense, not cents

idiot: Dude! did you hear the new 50 cent song?
me: no, have you ever heard of jam master jay, DMC, or Run?
idiot: who?
me: they make up Run-DMC!!
idiot: who??
me: you know what? fuck you, why are we even talking, i dont know

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