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When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.
To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!
When someone defecates into the rectum of another person.
While Dave was laying upside down in the floor with his butt cheeks spread open, he told me to give him a San Francisco Snicker Swap
A sultry man who loves putting on a sexy and slightly queer performance for his fans. He loves attention and thrives off those who cheer for him and worship him
Man 1: hey did you get tickets for that gig you wanted?
Man 2: absolutely! He's a sexy little San Francisco boy
The San Francisco Tetris is the act of having as much guys as possible sitting on each other’s penises and trying to see how they can get before falling over
Me and the boys are gonna attempt the San Francisco Tetris this week
When someone pisses on a dinner plate and freezes it, then throw it through a window of someone’s house and it melts on the floor
“Bro my apartment smells like piss”
“Maybe someone threw a San Francisco Frisbee inside your window”
A large grin similar to the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland, that a person gives to another person when they are attracted to them, with hopes of a return smile to signify sexual attraction.
Scott: Hey did that dude just give me a San Francisco smile? Jon: Dude, you are wearing skinny jeans, and listening to Coldplay out loud. What do you expect?
A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.
The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.
Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.
The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley