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ten seconds

To fight someone for ten seconds. They are usually your homies or friends and are for fun.

"I'm better!"

"No I am!"

"How about you two masterbators settle this by going ten seconds..."

"Aight"

by Sk8_Depot November 23, 2007

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Second Truth

The moment right after ejaculation where you see everything in a new perspective. During the second truth, you can see through all the bullshit in your life and everything makes sense for about 3 seconds. But most people are to focused on the actual orgasm to notice this.

Dude, I just blew a load and during my second truth, I realized, I could save 15% or more on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!

by Hugh E. Rection April 20, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.

I love my Second Life!

by Derek Jones March 2, 2004

417πŸ‘ 384πŸ‘Ž


Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

by Cay919 December 4, 2017


monica the second

A person who enjoys intentionally ruining relationships especially marriages by seducing the male/female of the couple. Usually this person will only go after a non single person simply for the joy of ruining that persons happiness to benefit their own. Most of the time they will leave shortly after the relationship breaks up because that was their only goal.

"Man what happened with you and John I thought y'all were tight"

"We were but some Monica the second had to swoop in and snatch him up"

by That.one.chick.lee March 27, 2017


Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration

That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!

by spoodermaniscool January 26, 2020


Just a second

A length of time, generally used by someone who is going to take much longer than one second.

Come on mom, you said just a second three hours ago.

by Foltzyboi isn’t dead November 30, 2020