secret burrito

A secret you hide from your roommate after a night of partying. The most common secret is a burrito you pick up on your way home.

We went to the bars and stopped for secret burritos on our way home. Don’t tell Chad.

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secret poets

The secret poet is someone who has discovered their talent for poetry but doesn't have the courage to share his/her works witht he world. These people may only share their writings with their most closest and trustworthy friends

Secrey poets can be anyone. Mostly, they are the ones who are depressed. They usually never to be in the mood they appear to be in. And, they never follow the crowd.

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Secret King

Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.

That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?

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Secret box

A box that is secret.

Person: "I need a box that is secret to put my stuff that is secret in so that all my stuff that is secret is secretly secrete in my secret box that is secretly keeping my secret stuff that I secretly use for secret stuff that I do secretly."

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pop secret

"pop secret."
1. you pick up some random girl
2. you bring her back to your room
3. you drill a hole in her head
4. you popcorn kernels in her head
5. place her head in the microwave on high for 4 minutes
6. you proceed to use the melted butter as lube while you skull fuck her
7. you call her parents and tell them the scenario
8. you never....EVER...call her parents again
9. rinse and repeat
10. you proceed to watch ferris bueller's day off
11. you fall asleep while eating the skull popcorn
12. you wake up feeling refreshed and energized

NDK...took hoyt to his room and pop secreted the shit out of that angry hoe!!!!!

ferris bueller rules!!!!!!!!

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secret garden

The private toilet that every office building has, but not many know about.

They had chili and waffle fries for lunch, I need to make a stop to the secret garden

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secret fight

when two friends are both angry at each other, but neither one acknowledges it. therefore, they are fighting, but not really. popular among teenage girls.

haley:"i think meg and i are having a secret fight. she was totally flirting with my boyfriend at jake's party last night."

marie: "yeah, she said she was mad that you were dating him. you guys didn't talk about it? you must be having a secret fight..."

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