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Session

The session isn’t a party. The session is a life choice. For those unfamiliar with the topic, get in the fucking bin. Grab your bag, bring your slag, rack two fat lines and bring a tenner bag. Pop that pill, sniff that line, turn up the volume have a good time. Ya have to get your bird playing in the snow with a card and a line, rack one up all the way down a spine, forget about tomorrow and forget the time, and give the bitch the bashy coz the powers mine!

No one:

Literally no one:

Everyone worth the time of day: “session like?”

by Baghead over ere March 20, 2021


Session

Has something to do with sex

You owe me a session from last time

by Tylersandy September 9, 2021


session

A placeholder verb used to describe an urge.

Dude, first I took that acid and I was feeling kinda nervous, now its just more of a "gimme a drink" kinda session.

by Carlos LeBongo February 17, 2007


Scrimmage Session

When theres a guy you've just met on a lake on a warm summer day. He really just wants to boink you while you scream aloud, "it's all about the benjamins baby!!!"

"We should really get together for a scrimmage session."

by RKJ August 12, 2015


jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.

Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’

by Phalange Asphyxiation November 28, 2022


St. Louis Make Out session

When you put your mouth over someone's nose and suck any boogers out of their nostrils.

Man, last night I had a St. Louis make out session with Tiffany. It was great! Spent some quality time together and had a little snack.

by Senior Carne February 5, 2023


vendor session

when a group of people are forced to leave their desks, and binge eat, out of a vending machine due to stress

Catherine was so stressed out she went to the canteen and had a vendor session

by clairebennetts July 23, 2008