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Beaten badly, owned, or served.
Ken Jennings butt shaved everyone on Jeopardy.
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Exactly what it sounds like.
Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)
Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."
Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"
Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"
Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"
Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"
Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."
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Similar to "I'd tap that". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.
A: "see the guy over there?"
B: "the one in the red shirt?"
A: "yeah.. I'd shave for him"
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A reference to a girl having a freshly shaven or waxed vagina. This refers to the "shaven" trend, especially among hot young ladies.
Dan wants a car that will attract a woman with a shave down below.
"Missed a spot shave" refers to when a lady shaves her legs mindlessly and does not pay attention to accuracy, causing her to miss a spot. Very common amongst those who haven't been shaving for long.
I can't wear a skirt today because of the missed a spot shave I have going.
The "Holimonth" right after "No Shave November". Everybody shaves after November because in December everybody is all hairy like Big Foot.
Dude #1: Bob! It's December! No Shave November passed already. It's Please Shave December!"
Dude #2: But, I like my beard.
When a woman is getting fucked doggystyle and the guy pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves a bald spot in her head when she least expects it.
I Caught her texting my friend so I gave her a shave and a haircut right as I blew my load. I had to sleep at my buddy’s place. Totally worth it
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