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Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon
urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.
Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever
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Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.
Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!
A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars
The Bottom Shelf is the best bar in town
When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.
I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.
During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina
“Bro did you hit”
“Nah we just went shelfing”
When a person comes up behind a female and places their arms around them in a hug, the arms are placed under the bosom and are squeeze so the breasts bounce up a bit.
The dirty old man was shelfing his younger friend.