1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,
or
2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"
or
3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"
example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"
example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
SHIT is an acronym that stands for, "Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter". It is a car-like vehicle later renamed, "SLOW", which stands for "Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger". The "SHIT", was seen in the infamous Cat in the Hat film from 2003.
Cat: Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger! Or, S. L. O. W. for short.
Sally: S. L. O. W.?
Cat: Yeah, SLOW, it's better than the last thing we had, Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
Conrad: Oh, you mean- (the SHIT)
Cat: DOH, quick to the SLOW, hahahahaha!
Something that comes our of your asshole.
Mike:*knocks* are you done yet?
Jason: No i cant get the shit out.
1. Human Waste
2. Something a human usually says to express suprise, happiness , or anger
1. "I'm gonna take a shit"
2. " Holy shit man!"
It's milk...
Every night, my mom gives me her shit to eat just so I can stay healthy :)
"shit" is what once was food, and now it came out of a hole in your lower back after eating so many brownies you fat shit. It is also used as an insult from time to time