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Shore Regional High School is a school in West Long Branch, NJ where a plethura of different species of children gravitate most notably wiggers, newfags, band geeks, jocks etc. It's a shock that this school can win anything considering they were the only football team to ever lose to Mater Dei. The teachers here are so oblivious that familiar pastimes include getting high on the bus or getting drunk in class. One of the oldest members of the Shore Dynasty is Ms. Williams and she is a founding father of sorts. Nothing great comes out of Shore so if you go here then by now you must realize your life is a joke and you're not going anywhere in life. In fact you may end up teaching there are repeating the cycle when you're older...go figure.
Things that can be found here are: The Landragon, Shore Whores, and Anthony Palumbo
Shore Regional High School : Where the Kids are High and the Grades are Low
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Generic answer to appear better than actually prepared to respond.
Todd: Ho-ney....have you seen my fishi---WHOA, what in the hell is this tightly-ribbed, cucumber-shaped, giant rubber device used for?!
Sarah: Shore up our economy....it's ultimately all about job creation, you know.
Todd: Oh.
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When you fist a girl and get your fist nice and deep, then picking her up off the bed with one arm you fist pump her whole body in the air
I Gave her a Jersey Shore Fist pump, lets just say she no longer has a uterus.
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When you act or say something like an Italian and your excuse for it being ok was that you watch The Sopranos or The Jersey Shore
Person 1 - whatta ya mean you forgot to pick up the tickets whatta you stunad
Person 2 - Stunad, what?
Perosn 1 - its ok I watch the sopranos
Person 1 - oh the old The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning
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an absolute shit hole. don't come here for your own sake.
gulf shores high school is full of crackheads.
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When you eat a girl out after you dumped your load inside of her.
Dude, I gave that girl a gulf shores cream pie.
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An exclamation made by a person who does not follow or comprehend an explanation made by someone else. Usually by stupidity or plain ignorance.
Smart Guy: "Hey, I was wondering if you would like to join the Chess Club with me, it will be fun. What do you say about it?"
Shirtless Guy: "YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!"
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