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Of dubious accuracy or authenticity; bullshit.
Janet: I asked Sam why he couldn't come with me to visit my mother this weekend, and he gave me some shovel-ready excuse.
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Feed yo' ho' Taco Bell. Have sex with yo' ho' in the assho' and press on her abdomen until she shats. Take a big orange shovel and put her shat into a casserole dish. Top with cheese, bake at 350 for 20 minutes and enjoy! Suggested for family reunions. Variation: if she is on her period, even better, a real crowd pleaser.
I didn't have anything to serve for the potluck, so I gave her Taco Bell, and made a Seneca Shovel
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Shoveling snow in an unorthodox way by wearing minimal outerwear.
I'm about to go and do some guerilla snow shoveling in just boots, shorts, and a hoodie.
See gag me with a spoon, except a shovel is bigger than a spoon, so this phrase is used to express even more displeasure than gagging on a spoon would achieve.
Can you believe American Idol is on its 14th Season?
Seriously, gag me with a shovel.
When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.
Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
A sexual move where you have anal intercourse with a man or woman. Once you finish inside the anal cavity, grab a spoon and eat the mixture out of the agape hole.
I gave my girl an Oreo Trunk Shovel last night, can’t say I’ll do that again.
Basically the same as the Mexican shovel, but while either placing or retrieving a bag of coke. See Mexican shovel below:
The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
Upon returning from Mexico, Dillon had trouble delivering the product so Carlos was forced to perform the act of a Mexican Snow Shovel.