oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

works better then "Shut up."

Danielle: *singing loudly*
Julie: Can you please shut up?
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: Shut up.
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: I'm serious, this is really embarrassing.
Danielle: *keeps singing even louder*
Julie: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Danielle: *shuts the fuck up* :O

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shut the dog up

To ignore your significant other when she tries to prevent you from hanging out and drinking with your friends

Joe said he had to shut the dog up when his fiancée tried to tell him to stop hanging with his neighbors drinking in the garage

Shut the fuck up

A phrase you can use when you're thoroughly fed up and you want someone to stop talking. It works better than "Shut up".

I don't understand why I can't talk about your girlfriend in front of you. Bitch, shut the fuck up.

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shut the terry up

we all have the terry of our friend group, and he's very annoying

bro, just SHUT THE TERRY UP.

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

shut the fuck up

what you say when you're losing an argument or stuck talking to an idiot you dont want to waste your time talking to

asshole: blah blah blah
you: shut the fuck up

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