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Skilled Mechanic

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!

John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".

by anton at blue velvet March 31, 2014


pissed the skill out

When you're locked in a video game and suddenly you have to go pee and all the skill and focus disappears.

I just hit a quadra kill five minutes ago but now i'm bottom frag. i guess i pissed the skill out

by leafy leaf May 10, 2024


stoner skill

A secret skill not discovered until one becomes consistently high and finds evidence of it later

“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”

by AngusStarbies January 18, 2021


skill-trading

Re-created and coined by a website called: sailamate.com

Skill-trading (noun)

is a revived and modernized, concept of
trading personal skills for some service in return!

1. "Terry will be skill-trading with Berry for a trip to Sardinia!!"

2. "Im skill-trading acupuncture for a quick trip over to the Hamptons."

by thesupersailor April 19, 2021


bingo skill

Bingo skill is when a person is playing any sort of competitive game and they win the game, not by their ability to play the game, but rather by pure, dumb, unadulterated luck. The victory is derived from pure happenstance and not actual skill.

Angie: I won again! I’m so great at scrabble!
John: You got BOTH blanks, all four of the “S”es, the Q, the J, and the Z. How could you NOT win?
Angie Mad skills baby!
John: Yeah. The same type of skills it takes to win at BINGO. Bingo skill.

by Johnswiecki August 6, 2022


power skills power skills power skills

Skills of power (power skills wilkes chicken restaurant)

good james

I enjoy doing my power skills power skills power skills at Good James!

by PlushtimeTV May 17, 2023


Pure skill

Scarfe7 at fifa 20

Wow he’s got pure skill at fifa

by Yo brudda December 2, 2020